psycho-menstruating slut (pms)

PMS is a mental condition found in bi-polar, rabid, psycho, unstable, generally 'off' ex-girlfriends. Typically the female species experiences a few days of PMS monthly, but in a true crazy-psycho broad PMS can cloud her thinking and cause her to act violently. Beware of PMS whores, they may be winning now but they'll probably end up with vaginal cancer by the age of 30.

The local police officer inferred a serious case of psycho-menstruating slut (pms) due to the broken wood and shattered glass of the sliding door at the bottom of the staircase leading from the rooftop.

by whathappenedtothatbird August 5, 2011

menstru-bating

Self pleasuring yourself at that time of the month.

That noise? That's my roommate, her boyfriend is gone. She's super horny and on her period. She's probably menstru-bating in their.

by Daniard January 8, 2024

mansturbating

Mansturbating is a process of masturbating to a man but it automatically removes the gay in it.

- I mansturbated to this sexy man yesterday
- That's cool, no homo in mansturbating

by Folrn September 5, 2018

Menstrualbating

When you save a vial of your GF menstrual blood to use as a lubricant for masturbating.

Its not that time of the month, I miss it, so I'm going to stay home and do some menstrualbating!

by Evil Jokester October 23, 2019