Omega Metroid

When, during oral sex, the one performing sucks so hard on the receiver's genitalia that it leaves a bruise around said area, resembling a hickie.

Dude, I was eating out this girl last night, and I totally gave her an Omega Metroid. She'll have a violet vag for a week!!

by Maleficus Nex November 1, 2008

metroidvania

A garbage term for a genre that was created entirely by Metroid and for which Castlevania deserves no credit for. """Metroidvania"""s are characterized by their open world environments and their use of upgrades that slowly make more areas of the map accessible. Most games in the genre are two-dimensional.

Gamer: Look at my new Metroidvania game!
Other gamer: Please just call it a Troidlike or whatever...

by poudink January 4, 2021

Metroid Other M

Metroid Other M is the latest installment in the Metroid game series. Metroid Other M takes place after Super Metroid. Samus is flying her ship when she encounters a distress call codenamed 'baby's cry'. She flys to a huge space station called the Bottle Ship, where she meets her former commanding officer Adam Malkovich and the 7th Platoon which she used to fight with. You will play through 3 sectors and also 2 extra ones called Main Sector, (where you begin) and Sector Zero, (where the game ends.) Sector 1 is a jungle, sector 2 is snow, and sector 3 is lava. *SPOILER ALERT* Eventually you meet a girl name Madelin Bergman or MB for short, who is a witness to a murder... one of the members on you platoon is a traitor. Anthony Higgs, a long-time friend of Samus, is thrown into the lava by Ridley, but miraculously survives. It is eventually discovered that the Galactic Federation is creating metroids to use them as a weapon. Adam Malkovich gives his life to save Samus, they have had a rough past. She was rebellious during her days in the Federation, and at the end of each briefing, Adam would say, "No objections, right lady?" Members would give a thumbs up if they understood and agreed with the briefing, but Samus gave a thumbs down. Samus makes it out fine and so does Anthony.

Metroid Other M is a must-buy game!

by A7X forever September 7, 2010

Metroid

A game series that got stupid once it's creator got hit by a car... The Game bases around female bounty hunter Samus Aran. Which makes male players more intrested in seeing her face then anything else.

The point of almost every game is to erdicate little bug things called Metroids, which in my opinion look like bubbles with red balls, and teeth. Also fighting these half monster half cyborg aliens called, 'Space pirates..' Metroid will never get as popular as Castlevania mainly because there are only 8 games released all together.

The dumb ass fan games like MP2D don't count. However now the Metroid community is infested with nobody's that spend their time sequnce breaking the games with gameshark codes... Sadly Metroid will never amount to anything lets hope the manga is good...

"hey I finnaly beat Metroid Prime in 1 hour!!"

"Yeah and now the world is a better place? i think not get a life..."

by Timecop July 21, 2008

Metroid data base

The metroid data base is #1 when it comes to metroid knowledge. It has a vast makority of information including forums with friendly people. Be aware though it is a formal site so no spamming.

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Metroid data base

by ridley-x August 16, 2009

stupor metroid

to stupify someone, metroid style.

your moms ass is a prune

by Republican Nazi June 28, 2003

metroid

a noob who thinks he / she is cool.

in reality, he / she is a nerd.

<person a> : i am soo uber cool. cool like ice!
<person b> : you're such a metroid.

by silver_ October 3, 2006