pedophobia

An irrational, often hysterical fear that afflicts many parents. It involves the delusion that perverts wearing trenchcoats are lurking behind every bush with pockets full of candy. Parents with this disorder have an obsessive compulsion to keep their children, even teenagers, under constant surveillance. They egotistically assume that a pervert would WANT their children, even though they tend to be just as dull and unattractive as the parents that spawned them. These parents tend to be highly suggestible, and a large majority watch FOX News regularly. Other symptoms include frequent bouts of paranoia and melodramatic behavior. Sadly, most will not be cured before they have passed the disease on to their children.

The media's sensationalized coverage of child abductions is mostly to blame for the current climate of pedophobia in our society.

by Siddownshaddap April 20, 2004

pedophobia

the irrational fear parents get that anyone that looks at their kid may be a pedophile.

Ms. Shaw gives dirty looks if you tell her she has a cute kid. She suffers from pedophobia,

by baraka dukkha December 9, 2008

Momophobia

The fear of Momo, the asian.

Girl: Hey, wanna go to the mall?
Guy: No way.
Girl: Why not?
Guy: Thats Momo terf
Girl: So?
Guy: I have Momophobia

by Momo the asian March 6, 2010

mexaphobia

Fear of mexican people.

Guy - Jim's not in today, He's got serious mexaphobia.

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

Pedophobia

A rational fear or disgust of pedofiles

Person A: don't be such a pedophobe, be more accepting!
Person B: pedophobia is a fear of children you fat retard!

by Jan Szreniawski December 12, 2020

Momophobia

The fear of things called/named Momo

Person N: This is my dog Momo
Person T: Momo, more like, Momonster!
Person N: Don't call my dog that :(
Person T: I have Momophobia

by Korietnam October 20, 2020

menophobic

the constant state of disgust of the male species, the feeling of repulsion when seeing a man or listening to a man speak or just exist.

Men suck, therefore i am menophobic.

by styles96 June 6, 2021