Mateo

Polynesian name for Matthew. Used as a comment for something amazing, great you've just seen.

Mateo=unbelievable

Mateo!!! this chick has the most massive tits I've ever seen in my life !

by Francesco June 13, 2005

leave mateo alone day

leave mateo alone day is about leaving mateo alone because he is tired of drama and girls always being fake

hey guys its leave mateo alone day you know what that means leave me alone

by mateo none of your business April 12, 2019

san mateo

San Mateo is a medium-sized city just south of San Francisco. It rocks. The city is the home of many famous people, including Patriot's Quarterback Tom Brady.

San Mateo is way better then P-Town and R-Dub combined.

by SanMateoB&R May 10, 2005

Mateo

A man that loves to be loved, a true nigga till the day you die and loves you like a brother has many secrets and has a girlfriend that he would love till the day he dies and also will always have your back.

Haste a big cock

Damm look at my boy Mateo and his girl she probably loves Mateo’s dick cause it’s so huge.

He probably works out his peen

by Nottus12 October 4, 2019

Mateo

A sexy beast that gets all the mexican bitches

Who is that hunk?
Thats just mateo

by Yungboiiiiii12345 April 13, 2018

Mateo Monster

"Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.

If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.

The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.

When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:

1. Give him guac

2. Run like hell

Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster

by Adrienne yo December 23, 2016

Mateo

A nice and creative guy. He can be very stubborn and self centered a lot of the time but he’s still a amazing guy to hang around .

Mateo is a very nice guy and I wish I was his friend

by Boxes are for foxes February 26, 2018