by Flip daddy December 28, 2020
Get the matayo mug.Sexual Position involving a gentleman and a lady similar to cowgirl, however, must take place while a lady is on her period and the man is wearing tidy whites*. To preform position female must ride male in typical cowgirl fashion, however, male must keep tidy whities on and stick his member through the slit of his undergarment. When the sex session has come to completion the soaked tidy whities are immediately removed from the male by the female in a swift fashion while saying Olé.
* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities
Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.
* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities
Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.
Efrain: Babe, I really want you.
Tess: I am on my period :/
Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.
Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)
Tess: I am on my period :/
Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.
Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)
by Fearless Beggar December 27, 2014
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Get the mantako mug.A Mātaio is a very nice, patient, and compassionate person. He’s smart, helpful, and super cool. Even though Mātaios can be very talkative, he will listen and understand your perspectives on life. He will always be there for you no matter the circumstances. Although, if you get on his bad side, he will lose his patience with you and break you. But once you get to know him, you and him will become the closest friends.
Person 1: Wow! Mātaio’s amazing, he really helped me with my Science Project last night.
Person 2: Same here! He’s so cool. He even helped me by listening to my troubled life. He gave me really awesome advice that I will never forget.
Person 2: Same here! He’s so cool. He even helped me by listening to my troubled life. He gave me really awesome advice that I will never forget.
by coolvibez808 May 4, 2021
Get the Mātaio mug.An awesome guy that has somehow become the focus of a lotta people that are mistreating him for fun. He's also funny if you have no ears, likes to avoid problems but trouble seems to find him anyways.
He's also one handsome devil.... Someone had to say it, we're all thinking it anyways.... ....( Is too.)
Most important
... He likes the lady's.....
He is the HE-MAN type of dude whose masculinity is apparent even at great distances.... (Example....). ( Sooooooo..... NOT gay).
He's also one handsome devil.... Someone had to say it, we're all thinking it anyways.... ....( Is too.)
Most important
... He likes the lady's.....
He is the HE-MAN type of dude whose masculinity is apparent even at great distances.... (Example....). ( Sooooooo..... NOT gay).
Hey you know what? That Matko is actually kinda awesome, I just didn't know till we all had talked in a relaxed setting and drank some whiskey.
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