Norse Manicure

Something really dirty. And sexual.

Girl, I want to give you a norse manicure so bad right now

by Thor2000000001 June 30, 2011

Mexican manicure

To stick ones finger(s) in their asshole, and then proceed to bite your fingernails to trim them down.

Wow bob, your fingernails are really long, maybe you should give yourself a "mexican manicure".

by gunnerlock April 25, 2008

The Manicured Mom

A men’s mental health focused egalitarian advocating for change for a better future for mom.

That argument for father’s rights was as good as the manicured moms.

by Tiktok drama queen April 23, 2022

Dirty Manicure

Cleaning your nails after fingering your boyfriend's/gilrfriend's arse.

I had to have a Dirty Manicure last night after giving my boyfriend a good fingering in his arse.

by Goldee September 30, 2007

Mafia Manicure

In the days of Al Capone, when Mafias were very common, they had methods of disposing of evidence. To avoid leaving fingerprints, it was common to burn their hands with sulfuric acid to burn away the surface and leave them without fingerprints.

Police Officer 1: We couldn't find any prints on the body of the homicide victim
Police Officer 2: The killer was either wearing gloves, or had gotten a Mafia Manicure

by AreYouCereal21 January 22, 2011

Monkey Manicure

When your finger nails match your toenails.. just like a monkey.

"Just had my toenails painted to match my fingernails!"

"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"

by lukeyblunt September 30, 2013

French Manicure

When you get just the tip

Last night, this guy was really unsure about getting it done so I only got a french manicure.

by thegvr March 7, 2017