Definitions by lukeyblunt

Shinballer 

The name of a haircut. Essentially, bald.

Coined by Longshanks Barber Co. in 2021, a Shinballer is a triple zero haircut, right down to the skin, allover. Buzzed over with detailers, then finished up with shaving foils and a post-shave balm, if you fancy it!

Go on, mate! Have a Shinballer!

I'll give you an extra fiver if you give my Dad a Shinballer!

Shinballer by lukeyblunt May 4, 2023

Monkey Manicure 

When your finger nails match your toenails.. just like a monkey.

"Just had my toenails painted to match my fingernails!"

"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"

Monkey Manicure by lukeyblunt September 30, 2013