Manspreading

When men have to open up their legs while sitting because they don’t want to crush their balls they can’t help it ladies stop complaining

Female 1: tell him to move he’s manspreading
Female 2:don’t take up 2 seats that’s so disrespectful

Male: I’m sorry I don’t want to crush my massive balls

by Lilpeejishot April 26, 2020

manspreading

The act of a guy spreading their legs to make room for their balls while sitting,

it is the most efficient way to piss off feminist who claims to be a strong woman yet whines about guys taking up 0.000001 nano meters of extra seat in the subway,

rants aside, it's weird how society accepts this made up word coined by a woman to describe how a man behaves, it's basically no different than "Alt-Rights" and "Incels" who coined words like 'Chad', and 'Redpill' women are so scared about

Alex: *is manspreading*
Nancy: stop taking up spaces you potential rapist!
Alex: four words, Shut, The, Fuck, Up

by z,,,, February 13, 2021

manstruating

The male version of the menstrual cycle.
A man period.
The male version of PMS.

I'm cranky. I must be manstruating.

by Lancelot1 August 12, 2006

manspeaking

Manspeaking is when, among a conversation of women, a man speaks without first being spoken to. This term is used by feminist to silence a man who's speaking when their input in the conversation is not needed. To avoid manspeaking, you must wait to be spoken to first before saying a word. If you're not spoken to, stick to being the obedient, silent, good male feminist that you're supposed to be.
(NOTE: manspeaking usually only applies to conversations among feminists)

Feminist 1: that's the problem with this hetero-patriarchal society we live in.
Feminist 2: Yes. exactly.
Male: Yeah. The patriarchy is terrible.
Feminist 1: stop MANSPEAKING. No one asked you to say anything about this.

by ihateonthingsilove June 30, 2017

vehicular manspreading

Parking a large truck too far away from the curb, causing oncoming traffic to veer around said large vehicle.

I just had to swerve all the way to left side of the road to get around that F-350 parked outside the 7-11; textbook vehicular manspreading.

by shawondunstonfanclub August 27, 2017

Manspreading

When a male sits in public and takes up as much space as humanly possible.

Also something triggered femists made up to bash men with. Buzzfeed in particular popularized the saying.

Oh Wow! Look! I'm a feminist and that man is sitting over there manspreading. He is taking as much space as humanly possible!

by Bill Cosby is innocent October 16, 2017

MANSTRATING

when a man has taken it hard in the ass and needs to wear a kotex to absorb the fluids,is in a bitchy mood and won't have sex for a week

what is that lump in his shorts,he must be manstrating. that poor bastaed

by JEFF KOWALSKI March 13, 2008