Manpon

The steamed or microwaved hot towel wrapped in clingfilm that is given to you along with a chocolate and the bill in certain restaurants.

"Eh that curry was brahma - pass us a manpon. Don't eat all the after 8's - How much each?! but I only had...."

by henrynav September 4, 2005

Manpon

A mans penis taking the place of a tampon.

"Can I be your manpon?"

by Phil Doughty December 2, 2004

Shanghai Manpon

For a dude, the act of pulling out long hair that somehow ended up in your ass-crack, and the accompanying feeling that its actually coming out of your rectum. Usually some chicks long hair.

"You wouldn't believe the shanghai manpon i pulled out of my ass this morning, Brah! It felt like it was tied to my liver!"

by solaristrance April 20, 2015

Manpon

A tampon for men who possess seepy bum holes, often caused by old age.

Manpon - 'My grandfather had the apple splatters, so we gave him a Manpon'

by John Smith112 March 15, 2009

Manpon

A word to describe a coon when he starts to cry because his Minecraft girlfriend switched to ROBLOX but she was his long lost dad.

Don’t be a fucking manpon

by The real manpon April 22, 2019

manpon

(verb) A soft filament such as cloth or more commonly toilet paper which is folded up and placed within the anal cavity to absorb seeping fecal matter.

Yo! You moist ass half steppin' busta, your manpon fell out of yo pant leg!

by Webstors Dictionary September 7, 2016

Manpon

A ballsack shaped pad made for soaking up all sweat when ur sweating ur balls off

Mrs. Teacher, I need a manpon

by Ethan.tha.great August 3, 2019