manscaping

1) Cleaning and grooming the genital area of a man

2) An essential part of any gentleman's - or horny guy's - life

3) Derived from "landscaping" that alters the appearance of land; manscaping alters the appearance of the male genitals

1) "I don't just shower; I manscape. No one likes Bin Laden balls!"

2) "Of course I do a lot of manscaping. She's not going to go down on me if she can't find the tree for the fucking forest!"

3) "Isn't it strange that you'd spend thousands on making your back yard look nice; but you won't spend twenty-bucks on a razor to shave the winter coat off your balls!"

by thedude1963 April 20, 2013

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maniacing

When a dog gets a burst of energy while playing and runs back and forth uncontollably in the hallway or around the house.

I threw the ball and now max is totaly maniacing!

by Tenarr July 7, 2005

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macaring

The act of putting moist potato slices into sleeping persons mouth

"John fell asleep at the party so Tim started macaring him"
"That macaring bastard!"

by therealgobby November 24, 2014

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Maniving

Conniving and manipulative, as in Karen is the most maniving person I've ever had to deal with.

My ex was so maniving I can't believe I dated her for 3 years!

by Sammy Lucid March 21, 2021

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Uber-managing

The act of incessant micromanagement that manifests itself primarily in continuous questions by mostly incompetent and robotic management personalities about time sheet status and billable hours totals (or lack thereof)

John: Max, why did you stay so late last night on a lazy summer day?

Max: My manager would not stop uber-managing me about my time and why my hours are low.. I had to stay until 3 am filling out time sheets..

John: That sucks man,you should quit that job..

by stinkynutz February 3, 2010

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