thoughtsturbate

When one ponders a thought so intensely that one becomes aroused and must masturbate in order to finish the though

Josh: "Aren't kittens just cat puppies?"
Sam: *violently thoughtsturbates

by therealgobby November 24, 2014

macaring

The act of putting moist potato slices into sleeping persons mouth

"John fell asleep at the party so Tim started macaring him"
"That macaring bastard!"

by therealgobby November 24, 2014