Malachy

Malachy is a great boy he’s a bit fat but
his penis is massive.Malachy will normally hit puberty at 9 and have many good friends.He is also very hyper and crazy he likes to do dumb things that get him in trouble

I love Malachy so much, he’s probably got a massive penis.

by Farmer joe 1267 October 18, 2019

Malachi

A person who manages to continually harm his body by getting into ridiculous and easily avoidable situations. This can be done in vehicles, with household appliances, fire or explosions and any other socially retarded way. The key element is the refusal to go to a hospital or seek any medical attention or stop doing stupid shit.

Rico: Whats up man
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.

by PolarBarrett69 April 15, 2010

Malachi

A stupid nonce that is ass at FIFA and built like joe

Malachi is a nonce

by Joseph youngsta January 10, 2022

Malachi

Malachi is a straight non homosexuel faggot. He has a gargantuan chode and likes ti rub it on his sleeping homies face. (They kinda like it). ALSO he has fatal testicularis brain aids. HE IS ALSO MAD AUTISTIC, i meant artistic and likes to draw little drawings of little people doing little people things and rub his little person on the drawings

John: Man Malachi is such a fuckin faggot cunt
Tot: He should kill himself.

by Your therapist May 17, 2023

MALACHI

Malachi most often a black male with the most drip of all. His bbc get him all the girls.

Omg is that malachi? I want his bbc soooo bad.
Omg is that Malachi Tori is sooo into him and shes bi!

by Tori_wants_your_bbc April 13, 2020

Malachi

Fucking retard ass

Oh look its Malachi hes fucking retarted

by Reallygooddabber November 26, 2019

Malachi

Malachi is the greatest person ever. he is so funny he is the best to be around with. you guys need to find your self a Malachi. they can be the bestest friend or boyfriend.

you need a Malachi in your life.

by barajas07 October 21, 2019