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Machead

A true Apple/Mac user.

Note: Different from a Mac Fanboy/girl who buys apple products like a sheep. Macheads don't even acknowledge Intel based Macs, and pray for the day Apple moves back the the superior PPC architecture or introduces an ARM based Mac.
Apple fan boys/girls make us true Apple fans, the Macheads look bad.
by bigApplemac September 15, 2011
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machete slapped

1) In old Mexican pueblos ( villages, small towns ) the local folks use the flatside of machetes to beat someone severely ( usually the boy got someone's female relative preggers, stole property, defiant to the local don, etc) but not to be killed only as living message to not disturb the peace.

2) Someone showing signs of having a Latin lover ( usually a Latino male lover).

3) Latino males enaging in giving someone a " physcial reeducation " ( asswhooping ) to not disturb the peace and left as a living reminder to not be a jack hole in the hood.
Girl you glowing when we pass that taco hut stand! What?! You got machete slapped last night ?!

Miguel learned to not steal the " medicine plants " of Old man Paco the hard way. Paco shows Miguel the old school ways of correction by machete slapping his ass since his parents taught him no respect for other people's property.
by Ev1lJRoyce December 30, 2013
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Machete speech

When your girlfriend's dad (or your dad, if you are the girlfriend) takes the boyfriend aside and gives him a good talking to. Usually includes a lot of posturing on the father's part, because he'll be trying to give the boyfriend a scare to convince him to treat the daughter well. In some cases can include sharpening a knife or polishing/cleaning a gun for a threat. Most often includes do's and don't's, but usually just don't's.
Person A: Aw man. When we got back to her place, her old man was waiting to give me the machete speech.
Person B: That's rough, dude.
by NecroBite.EXE August 16, 2015
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Machete

After the act of either anal sex, vaginal sex, behind the knee sex, and/or being BLOWN, the man removes his penis and with a slashing motion, during the release of his baby yogurt, slaps the female continuously across the facial area. This creates a flowing stream of white goodness that showers the females face. The man also has the option of screaming "Machete" as he is bringing down the cum hammer.
Dude, I got pissed at your mom yesterday so I went ahead and gave her a Machete. She then had the biscuits to say that she wanted another. Dude, your mom loves the cock!
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Machete Punk

An indivisual associatied with the punk rock scene who is of
hispanic or latino descent.
Jorge Herrera is a widely known Machete punk
but would probably never address himself as one.
by Ruben B A July 26, 2007
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Macheda

To Macheda is to fuck up any plans another team has of winning the league
do you see that macheda?

yeah he fucking screwed them right up!
by ryananananananan August 21, 2011
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wannabe Machead

Someone who has a PC and wants to have a Mac, so they try to make their PC more Mac-like by changing the preferences/
April: Mac's are awesome!
Brandon: I want a Mac!
(changes preferences so that his PC has a Dock instead of a task bar)
April: Brandon, you're such a wannabe Machead
by Mac_Luv April 9, 2010
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