magtard

(Mag-tard) A person who's a part of the MAGA movement who cannot differentiate between fact and fiction. They typically worship a Cheeto-headed former president who initiated a failed coup on the US Capital.

Julie: What's all that racket down there?

Michelle: Oh it's just some magtards protesting about the "fake election" and something about trans rights being evil?

Julie: What a bunch of dumbasses.

by Socialistic Lesbian September 17, 2022

mastard

a motherf***ing bastard...

Don...you stupid mastard!!

by sweetzsug & fred man April 30, 2006

McTard

McTard is a shorter version of McRetard. A McTard is a disparaging term for a McDonalds, fast food employee or persons other bottom-level end position service related.

McTard is also a derogatory term referring to those with mental disabilities, mentally challenged and mentally handicapped persons working at McDonalds or food service related jobs.

That McTard couldn't get my order right, so the manager had to take my order!

by Anon-in-Illinois October 27, 2005

Macwards Compatible

If a software can be used on an Apple Mac computer.

"Nah, dude. You can't use that program, they haven't made it Macwards compatible yet."

by MixMastahTee May 20, 2008

McTard-muffin

1.A person who belives they understand the job at hand, however in reality, they have no idea. The usual McTard-muffin tries to convince others that they, are in fact, correct.

2. People who are incapable of accomplishing simple daily tasks

3. Can also be used to shoot someone down for any reason whatsoever.

1.Boss: It's gotta be done my way
Worker: but, dude, that doesnt work
Boss: Yes, it does. You see i graduated college, so i'm right.

Worker: dude, you're a McTard-muffin...

2. You sit down at work, only to realize you put your lunch on the seat.

3. Person 1: then i was like dude stop talkin shit or im gonna...

Person 2: dude stfu, you're a McTard-muffin. that didnt happen

by brendanbowenisamctardmuffin December 10, 2009

martardi

1) Getting retardedly drunk from the consumption of martinis.

2) Arriving late to a martini party.

1) On New Years, Matt got really martardi at the bar.

2) The party starts at 9pm, don't be martardi!

by Mallred February 28, 2011

matarded

a person who is so dumb they can't even say what they are.

your so frikin matarded!!!

by stew pididiot December 3, 2007