South Lyon

South Lyon, also called the dirty SL, is the whitest city in michigan. The mere mention of any religion other than christianity will have you exiled into the wastelands (any city with an ethnically diverse population). Millennium Middle School is filled with fat trailer park kids who smoke weed they get from a “dealer” which is really their parents. Centennial Middle School is filled with pretentious, rich white boys who do anything with no repercussions because their families have so much social “power”. These kids say nigga on a daily basis and will do anything to get attention. South Lyon East is the better high school by a mile. South Lyon is older than a dementia-ridden grandma’s vagina. The shitass pumpkinfest is a facebook mom’s garden of eden. The sports teams suck shit, so terrible the athletes have to take tren. People fly confederate flags and trump flags all over the place. The teenage boys have “their own” political opinions they were fed by their parents but are really fags so deep in the closet they jerk off to pictures of their cousins. This town is full of KKK members who lynch black people in abandoned houses because unfortunately for them it’s illegal.

Person 1: Where you live? I’m from Southfield
Person 2: Damn nigga you lucky, I’m stuck in South Lyon
Person 1: Mane I’m sorry bout that, but I can’t talk to someone from the dirty SL

by 3niislickrr5000 April 27, 2023

logan lyons

Logan Lyons is a cock loving tiny Dick boy who had blonde hair and blue eyes at the age of 17 he will turn gay and suck every Dick in his sight Logan Lyons is a pussy ass bitch who don't get any money.

Logan Lyons loves Dick doesn't he

by Bibbidyboppidyboooo March 28, 2016

Glenn Lyon

Glenn is the most popular and bad ass man on the Fresno Pacific University campus. Every girl in the world hella wants his dick. He can be seen wearing a red shirt and contagious smile. On occasion, he wears a camo sweatshirt and stupid sunglasses with moccasins. Somewhat of a country hipster, Glenn is a two meter specialist who is a giant teddy bear out of the pool and a titan in the pool. Glenn can often be on a high horse sometimes, even though an extreme racist and sexist.

While wearing a big red shirt, Glenn Lyon saw a girl smile at him, and then proceeded to say she wants me.

Glenn Lyon is a respectable man to women, and minorities. -Said no one ever

Glenn Lyon has a big dick -Said no girl ever

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? Just kidding i'm Glenn Lyon

by DerpaDerp November 8, 2012

south lyon

Was once Hicksville until all the little townspeople fucked and made babies, and now its a mix between wannabe novi preps and poser punks, along with a whole load of old people who complain all damn day because of all the changes due to their own kids, and then write letters to the newspaper- thinking people actually read that shit. Hey if you dont like it here, MOVE DUMBASS!!!!!!

South Lyon is da shizziest place to live.

South Lyon people are old and smell like turd.

by SouthLyonChic June 3, 2004

Nora Lyons

Nora lyons is the most beautiful spontaneous girl you will ever meet. She seeks adventure and is usually hanging out with guys instead of girls. All the guys in the friend group will probably have a crush on her at one point, so if your the lucky one she fancies back make sure to keep her. If you dare her to do something she won’t hesitate one bit, she’s fearless. Nora Lyons it’s one of a kind girl and you don’t find like her every day so if you meet a Nora Lyons your one lucky man.

Friend 1: Damn did you see Nora Lyons jump of that cliff?
Friend 2: Yea all the guys are definitely impressed with her

by chunkymoney302 June 3, 2020

Garry Lyon

to have an affair with your best mates wife

"My best mate was sleeping with my wife...yeah he did a Garry Lyon on me"

by wasi a krim September 10, 2016

lyons, nebraska

A small town filled with rich assholes and the few kids who aren't shitting money probably smoke pot, got pregnant their juniors year or think they're emo/lesbian.

"You live in Lyons, Nebraska?"
"Yeah!"
"Jesus christ stay away from me you freak."

by sahdude69 December 3, 2016