lumberjack

a male equivalent of a mediocrity from the suburbs

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack don' t expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skills are better than your parents.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2016

lumberjack

a word you call a friend who likes 'chopping' wood

mahfouz: mascud is a lumberjack wtf does eat wood
mascud: i heard that also its nice
mahfouz: ur such a lumberjack

by creatoroftheword March 10, 2019

Lumberjack

A man who can stomp colds out with his boots. Lumberjacks are said to be able to benchpress 900 pounds, but that is an unproven myth. Most Lumberjacks can actually benchpress 600 pound sequoia saplings that have been ripped out of the groud by hand. Lumberjacks also have thick scruffy beards. This is to show that they are in fact a Lumberjack.

Near the end of Step Brothers Will Ferrell is dressed like a Lumberjack.

by TheRoundOne September 23, 2010

lumberjack

girl with a tendency to bite down during a bj. i.e. to cut your wood.

Andy ended up in hospital yesterday after his bitch turned into a lumberjack.

by Veno-mous boy August 5, 2006

Lumberjack

A woman that takes a lot of wood

You like that chick? Don't waste your time dude, I hear she's a lumberjack.

by Lumber Jim August 27, 2011

lumberjack

A threesome involving two guys and one girl in a fingercuff position. The two guys must move in sync in such as way as to resemble two lumberjacks sawing down a tree with a bow saw.

Bobby and I lumberjacked that swamp donkey from the bar last night.

by GSS November 16, 2004

Lumberjack

The fatass bitch friend of a hot girl you are trying to hook up with who wont go home alone, so she wont let her friend fuck you. Called a lumberjack because they cut down wood by both cockblocking and being fat and ugly.

I am so pissed that her lumberjack friend talked her into leaving that party. What did she have to do, go home and inhale a cake?

by Petey Flyy April 8, 2007