Chubby Lumber

A boss ass english teacher who don't give no fucks

Chubby lumber doesn't give out homosexual inducing candy

by chubbylumber November 8, 2016

Lumber Jackie

A straight female who dresses like a dyke.

"Marsha gets all the girls because she is so Lumber Jackie. She should consider dialing down the flannel if she wants them to know she is straight."

by Cjohnson02000 July 24, 2018

Lumber Pipe

When you are laying pipe so good that it makes her want to yell “TIMBER!”

I’m going to clear her forest with the lumber pipe!

by TheSlanginWayneGang June 28, 2019

lumber liquidator

noun • a manner of reference to a characteristically vitriolic bitch who is either possessive of the predisposition to, or who has previously undertaken the action of removing the male phallic organ, usually subsequent to becoming enraged and overcome by her own flippant and ungainly emotions, to the point of performing such a heinous and vengeful act. Furthermore, such dismemberment is usually accomplished via the utilization of a sharp object, or potentially one that is comparatively duller if the perpetrator desires for a more lengthy and torturous removal and later thrown into adjacent vegetation and/or woods in order to secure difficulty in locating the separated life-giving essence of the human race.

Also see peter eskeeter

Anthony: Awww shucks, that lumber liquidator Maggie done got me, looks like imma be stuck without my ween. Guess I’ll get back to sitting on my ass. Ueh ueh ueh

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 January 11, 2020

lumber crotch

a whore, because she always has wood in her.

what a whore.
yeah, she's a lumber crotch.

by prettypinkprincess<3 March 14, 2011

Lumber Bag

A term used to describe the scrotum. It is derived from the Latin term that describes the penis as "lumber."

"Bryant just took a shot to the lumber bag while playing street hockey, he may not have kids after that one."

by Growly the Grizzly October 18, 2017

lumber jack

A person who works in the woods for a living.

Paul Bunyan was a lumber jack.

by Mel Function September 5, 2003