by Snowmann September 26, 2007
Get the sausage locker mug.A person who uses the dating app LOVOO and never gets rejected because they are considered universally attractive by all who come across their profile.
by LOVOO January 22, 2014
Get the Lovoo Looker mug.An exclamation of pain, and/or anger directed at an object (usually hard) that has been run into / banged. Hitting back the object while saying "Bad Poison Lockey" feels good.
by motherscratcher March 2, 2021
Get the Bad Poison Lockey mug.the act of using locker rooms as a hang out and for purposes other than changing clothes and showering.
Did you see that man in the YMCA locker room? His dick was so old and decrepit.
Man, thats gay as hell. I thought I told you to stop being a locker room loiterer.
C'mon dude, he was flossing his asshole with his towel and blow drying his ballsack.
That doesn't matter.
Man, thats gay as hell. I thought I told you to stop being a locker room loiterer.
C'mon dude, he was flossing his asshole with his towel and blow drying his ballsack.
That doesn't matter.
by TwentyFiveToLife March 3, 2011
Get the locker room loiterer mug.by Thatguywhosbored September 14, 2019
Get the Locker Boxed mug.“Why Are you locked in the bathroom?”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”
“Okay, where?”
“Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”
“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”
“Okay, where?”
“Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”
“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”
"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"
by Smokyoin April 12, 2021
Get the Why are you locked in the bathroom? mug.Celes: You keep your dead girlfriend in some old dude's basement? Gross.
Locke: I'll protect you!
Terra: I thought you said you would protect me, asshole.
Locke: I'll protect you!
Terra: I thought you said you would protect me, asshole.
by pocketseizure November 9, 2012
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