Lava Loon

Lava Loon is a strategy from the Mobile game Clash Royale. Lava Loon is when you spread out your opponents ass cheeks by using the cards lava hound and balloon. This combo of cards is commonly known as gay rape.

This man is using lava loon. I might as well bend over.

by handledaddy June 26, 2021

Loon Mountain

The greatest mountain in the East

Hey lets go to Loon Mountain so we can have fun.

by Sawnayp December 23, 2008

boop the loon

A great Canadian euphemism for solo masturbation, or the act of pleasuring someone else.

Jack: What did ya get up to today, bud?
Fred: Oh, yenno! I woke up early, had to boop the loon, throw myself together, smoke a dart and then head off to work!

Or

Jack: So, what did you do with Maggie the other night?
Fred: Well, as the good gent that I am, I spent an hour or so booping her loon, then afterwards we went for a rip to Timmies, grabbed a box of Timbits and we sat down and ate them on the chesterfield watching the hockey game.

by golfdaddy69 March 14, 2019

Loon Out

To lose your fuckin mind. Simply put, whooping ass.

This person kept calling my house, asking for someone who wasn't there. I told them the next time they call I'm going to loon out on they asses.

by jabbo_ross June 24, 2009

Crazy Loon

One who is seriously crazy or deranged (needs assistance as soon as possible).

Person 1: "Wow that guy is wearing clothes..."
Person 2: "What a crazy loon!"

by Angry Salamander October 19, 2005

Vag-a-loon

When a male or female blows into another females vagina, than she simply pushes all the air out of her vagina, and the sound of her queef while running around the room to act like a balloon flying freely threw the room after being released.

Guy 1: "Dude, Wanda totally did a vag-a-loon for me last night. I was laughing so hard I about pissed me self."

Guy 2: "bahaha oh hell naw dawg"

by That odd chick March 13, 2014

whack-a-loon

Someone that is not quite right in the head. Also, someone who is not playing with a full deck.

Jim: Hey John, "What happened between you and Lisa?"

John: "After she told me that she loves me on our 1st date, I determined she was a whack-a-loon and kicked her to the curb."

by bottomline711 November 30, 2010