loogie

noun - a lump of sputum (as in phelgm) coughed (or, onomatopoeically, "hawked") up from the lungs. "loogie" is a portmanteau word, or alteration and combination, of "lung cookie."

Excuse me; I gotta hawk up a loogie or two, lest I get pneumonia.

by Kaptain Amerika June 11, 2007

Lolliecock

When a girl licks a guys cock like a lollipop mmm sperm flavour only available with all guys.

I enjoyed my lolliecock last night I had sperm milkshake flavour mmmm very tasty.

by Sex vibe July 21, 2018

loonied out

A combination of being skrelled, scrinnied, sonnyed, and finked.

Yo this nigga is loonied out.

by Luther1 September 8, 2021

butt loogie

after having anal sex with ur partner and blowing ur load inside of it its the cum thats farted out afterwards

my girlfriend had alot of butt loogies after we had anal on the counter.

by pussy eater May 30, 2006

lookie loo

A term for someone who looks at something with no intention of buying it. Predominantly used for people who go to open houses when they have no intention of buying any real estate.

Like Peggy was doing on that episode of King of the Hill.

by random_whore February 24, 2005

Loolser

A person who is considered to be in the lower half of the social ladder and in the teenage demographic population. They are often popular at school and good at sports and good-looking but when it comes to GCSEs they do not perform highly. Favourite activities of a loolsers are defined as going on MSN and facebook and seeing their statuses. Loolsers tend to have low IQs hence they do not study hard enough. Also loosers will frequently have low standards and be pleased with achieving "sick grades and going to college". Loolsish A levels consist of :psychology (because you want to be deep) P.e. (cos its sick) and philosohpy (because you think you are clever)
Loolsers often spend more time enjoying themselves than studying which is frowned upon by the quintessentially english emo children and snotty asians.

Favourite comments of a loolser are:
"sick one blud"
"come jam with me"
"im so urban"
"Wagwan"

by Fannypacking October 17, 2009

dick loogie

male ejaculate, also referred to as semen, jizz and cum

This chick was slobbin my knob when I shot a dick loogie on her face--she was blind for three hours

by Chillmode May 9, 2006