Loolser

A person who is considered to be in the lower half of the social ladder and in the teenage demographic population. They are often popular at school and good at sports and good-looking but when it comes to GCSEs they do not perform highly. Favourite activities of a loolsers are defined as going on MSN and facebook and seeing their statuses. Loolsers tend to have low IQs hence they do not study hard enough. Also loosers will frequently have low standards and be pleased with achieving "sick grades and going to college". Loolsish A levels consist of :psychology (because you want to be deep) P.e. (cos its sick) and philosohpy (because you think you are clever)
Loolsers often spend more time enjoying themselves than studying which is frowned upon by the quintessentially english emo children and snotty asians.

Favourite comments of a loolser are:
"sick one blud"
"come jam with me"
"im so urban"
"Wagwan"

by Fannypacking October 17, 2009

looser

A looser is a loser who can't spell "loser".

Moron: "Hey man, you are teh looser!"
Guy: "It's spelled 'loser' you uneducated bastard."

by baconbits September 10, 2005

looser

The opposite of "tighter,"; more loose; less restrained.
Often confused with "loser," a word describing a person that nobody likes, by the idiots who wrote the other two definitions for this word.

Amanda: My pants are looser than they were last week!
Megan: Wow! I don't give a fuck!

by schnickerdiddlemytoes February 19, 2011

looser

a looser is a loser that cannot spell loser
(pronounced the same as loser)

you are a looser

by A sniper who plays on 100 ping February 26, 2019

Looser

Looser - (n.) 1. Internet troll that calls others a loser on a public message board, but can't spell it. 2. (adj.) More loose.

Ex : "yeah you stoupid ain not scienteist even but you think you are. You are a looser."

by Yaybob January 23, 2011

Lolser

1.Somebody who says "lol" when they aren't typing and they actually say it out loud.

2. A person that types lol way to many times, even when something isn't funny.

The following conversation did take place in real life and is said out loud.

Person 1: Lol
Person 2: Wow, you are such a lolser for not actually laughing and just saying lol, get off the computer sometime.

by Matt9236 February 1, 2010

looser

Maybe the most common loserish misspelling of loser.

Me: Loosers are losers.

by Stiffmeister December 11, 2005