Kenny Lofton

The most underrated center fielder in MLB history.
Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.

"Swing and a drive, left-center field, Lofton on a dead run. Still going back, still going back, OH WHAT A CATCH! WHAT A CATCH BY LOFTON! SHADES OF WILLIE MAYS, SAY 'HEY' IN DEED!"

by Mark April 18, 2005

loft is lit

The loft of OG DANK BENTLEY IS LIT. THE LOFT IS THE MOST LIT SHED ATTIC IN DEER LAKE

Dude. The loft is lit

by Danefromschool January 20, 2016

lofcourse

Chatspeak for "lol, of course."

P1: "I really find solace in blogging about my innermost thoughts."

P2: "I don't get that!"

P1: "Lofcourse not, we're polar opposites."

P2: "Lofcourse!"

by Sharterbaggers May 19, 2008

Automatic Lofts

A place for college students in Chicago to live. Do not live there! Something that is nice to look at but when you move in everything gets turned around and it turns out to be a really bad place to live. The walls are thin and the internet sucks. You will find some awesome friends when living there, but do your best and avoid moving in.

Automatic Lofts Chicago IL

by LoftsStudent403 March 30, 2011

lofting

The act of taking Zoloft for recreational use; to get high off Zoloft

Did you see Jessica lofting the other day before school?

by joostin13 October 20, 2008

loft

A crappy, overpriced, undersized apartment that real-estate agents market as trendy. Frequently located in a crappy ghetto and/or a contaminated former industrial building, facts that the real estate agent also downplays.

Real Estate Agent: Look at these new lofts, priced from $1500/month. They're in a vibrant new neighborhood in a historic landmark building.

Really: A 400 square foot walk-up apartment with a cheap coat of paint hiding the asbestos. Should rent for $500/month, but some sucker is willing to pay $1500. The neighborhood is almost never as nice as the brochures make it out to be.

by Uncle Lance March 19, 2009

Loft Weasel

Disparaging term for an arts groupie who thinks they're an artist because they sleep with artists/musicians/writers.

Coined by 90's author William F. DeVault.

She thought she could paint like Picasso, but everyone knew she was just a loft weasel.

by E.J. Trelawny January 28, 2007