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locker room

Room in which high school kids change for gym classes. Usually contain a large open area with benches to change, along with a number of lockers, urinals and showers.

These are usually very embarassing places to be, as everyone has to strip down in front of their friends, with no place for privacy. Expect tons of pantsing and insults about one's body.

Even worse are swim class locker rooms, in which full nudity is much more common, and the showers are more likely to be used. Avoid getting random boners at all costs!
Kyle dreaded entering the school locker room. He always felt so awkward stripping in front of the other kids.

The room consisted of a largely open space with three long benches down the middle. On either side of the room were a number of lockers, and on the back wall were the urinals. In a little hall stretching out from the urinals were the showers, which consisted of ten showerheads positioned above small drains in the floor.

Kyle placed his bag on the first bench and sat down, looking around as he took off his shoes. The other two benches were pretty crowded, and there was one guy with his shorts around his ankles, humping the bench. Some other kids were laughing as they pulled on their shirts, getting up to leave for the gym.

Kyle pulled off his shirt and balled it up, then headed for the lockers on the left side of the room. There were three guys standing by these lockers. Two were shirtless, while one was just in his plaid boxers. They were arguing over something, and the one in his plaids pushed another against the locker, screaming in his face.

Kyle opened a locker and threw his shirt in, then dropped his jeans and tossed them in too. He felt horribly exposed in his boxer briefs, and went back across the room to the urinals.
by Hornyguy2 November 11, 2009
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Locker Jockey

That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items
Did you hear about that Locker Jockey that got caught wearing Suzy's gym socks?!!!
by Apollo83 July 5, 2019
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Locker Fables

(A.K.A. Hall Fables)- When one has a story to tell others in the time between classes, and must be cut down to bare plot points in order to make it to the next class in time. Such stories may not be described long enough or in enough detail to be proven correct, this may be the cause of wildfire rumors.
Friend 1: "Dude, I just heard a couple epic Locker Fables!"

Friend 2: "What were they about?"

Friend 1: "I don't know much, but I heard the new girl was impregnated by a cow, and then did a Alligator Fuckhouse or something like that"

Friend 2: "......well at least you made it to Econ on time."
by fritzzzle February 2, 2009
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Booty Locker

How you gonna get that through customs? I'm gonna put it in my booty locker.
by Rimshot June 18, 2008
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personal locker

He had a meth pipe hidden in his personal locker. We often miss those items in a general pat down, as it’s not an easily searchable spot on the streets.
by DissyTee18 January 5, 2018
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rain locker

(noun) enclosed bathing unit, shower.
I just got back from the gym, i think i will jump in the rain locker.
by Mop and Bucketman May 10, 2006
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locker sex

excessive flirting at a school locker between classes
Tim: Hey, did you see Jill and Ted before math class earlier today?

Joe: Yeah, theyre always having locker sex when Mrs. Murphupoles isnt looking
by ajaku May 17, 2009
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