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Get the Lezhog mug.So many people wonder what "I Lechoo" is and what it stands for. It's really quite simple: It's a catch-phrase. One can even call it a universal interrogative particle. I lechoo can be placed just about anywhere and for everything. I lechoo think that I lechoo will just be slang. You see, we here at "ilechoo.com" have a mission, and that mission is to introduce a new phrase into our language, any language. It's really phenomenal how things come to be, and the history of "I lechoo" is evident. I won't go into that much right now, but I will explain, if even for just a bit, a few of the ways "I lechoo" can be implemented into daily life; if you see a political leader doing something you don't really agree with you can ridicule their actions by stating sternly, "I lechoo" - this provides a sort of inner-release necessary in maintaining ones cool. Perhaps your boss decides to give you a raise and hands over a few tickets to San Tropez, or any other exotic destination on Earth, well this is a perfect time to express your gratitude with "I lechoo."
So, you see, there's really a wide range of uses for "I lechoo" - we've all discussed how odd it is that people always answer the phone with the ubiquitous "hello," well next time the phone rings pick it up and answer with "I lechoo," and I by all means lechoo. This lets the caller know that you're ready for talking and you don't want to spend those precious moments checking to see if the call actually went thru like they used to do "back in the good ole days" - with their sorry "hello" babble. I can think of infinite possibilities for this phenomenal conjuncture, but I'll leave it up to your imagination to begin applying it to whatever you feel is appropriate. Let's watch history develop and evolve, I lechoo.
So, you see, there's really a wide range of uses for "I lechoo" - we've all discussed how odd it is that people always answer the phone with the ubiquitous "hello," well next time the phone rings pick it up and answer with "I lechoo," and I by all means lechoo. This lets the caller know that you're ready for talking and you don't want to spend those precious moments checking to see if the call actually went thru like they used to do "back in the good ole days" - with their sorry "hello" babble. I can think of infinite possibilities for this phenomenal conjuncture, but I'll leave it up to your imagination to begin applying it to whatever you feel is appropriate. Let's watch history develop and evolve, I lechoo.
by Giovanni Hernández January 22, 2004
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Homosexual females seen as noticeably overweight and often associated with short haircuts, snout noses, and male-like physical characteristics while seen as generally unattractive to the opposite sex; see 'Butch' for further reading.
I don't think anything could have prepared me for the sight of two lezhogs going at it earlier in the park.
by dave creedance April 11, 2009
Get the Lezhog mug.When a guy asks a girl out on a date or wants to buy her a drink and she uses the excuse that she is gay.
1. Him, "Excuse me can I by you a drink?"
Her, "Your cute and all but sorry I'm a Lesbian!"
Buddy,"Dude she is so hot what happened?"
Him, "Man I can't believe she dropped the Lezbo Bomb on me!"
2. Him, "I really think we should stop being just friends and start dating each other."
Her, "Your awesome friend and like a brother to me but like I am totally a Lesbian now!"
Him, "Damn girl when did that happen? Thanks for dropping the Lezbo Bomb on me!"
Her, "Your cute and all but sorry I'm a Lesbian!"
Buddy,"Dude she is so hot what happened?"
Him, "Man I can't believe she dropped the Lezbo Bomb on me!"
2. Him, "I really think we should stop being just friends and start dating each other."
Her, "Your awesome friend and like a brother to me but like I am totally a Lesbian now!"
Him, "Damn girl when did that happen? Thanks for dropping the Lezbo Bomb on me!"
by Zorged October 4, 2016
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