Entry-Level

A job that an employer posts for recently graduated students. A job that one supposedly can take after graduating, despite the super-low wages. And then, at the bottom of the job description: "3 TO 5 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE REQUIRED", as if they don't see the paradox in that statement.

ENTRY-LEVEL JOB OPPORTUNITY: CALLING ALL RECENT GRADS! Pay will be $7 an hour, chance of promotion after 10 years. Requirements: 3 TO 5 YEARS OF WORK EXPERIENCE IN THIS SPECIFIC FIELD. We will not consider anyone without this experience.

by j_ballin April 14, 2015

kindergarten level

When you have to explain things to adults on a kindergaten level.

When mom is trying to explain something to dad and he dosen't get it, mom has to explain it to him in a kindergarten level!!!!

by holly palmer January 27, 2008

museum level

When monitoring effects of psychotropic substances, a commonly used term for a level that produces a just perceptible effect is "museum level." This is a slightly-over-threshold level which allows public activities (such as viewing paintings in a museum or scenery watching as a passenger in a car) to be entered into without attracting attention.

Person 1: Are you getting the fear? think we better turn back home..
Person 2: No not yet.. Im still cruising on museum level :)

by skeptikalia April 25, 2013

Shit Toleration Level

The level of shit you're willing to tolerate from a significant other.

Yo, beotch, your man has cheated on you so many times, where is your shit toleration level? Do you have one?

by Jackie007 May 1, 2011

Leveling up

To enhance one's self or another's outward appearance in order to appear more attractive to the desired sex.

Once you finish leveling up you are going to get all the girls. Just watch.

by NoahAtlanta August 7, 2017

on the level

completely honest and above-board. givin' it to you straight, with no exceptions. straight talk. like a true brother.

is Subway food on the level? I mean, do they cheat on the meat, if you know what I'm sayin'?

by I don't think so June 10, 2001

level up

To make a move in your life or career for the better.

I feel stale at this job, its time to level up.

I heard you got that record deal last week. Way to level up bro.

by Buffaunte February 11, 2006