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Leotarded

A slightly more PC way to say that someone is incredibly stupid, lacking in intelligence and also intolerably annoying (Credit goes to Dan Savage of The Stranger Seattle's Only Newspaper).
sales rep 1: "Gawd this customer is so dumb, she doesn't know the difference between USB and parallel"
sales rep 2: "How leotarded"

Ben is such a fucking leotard, he got arrested for trying to break into his neighbors house when he was drunk because he thought he lived there.
by poshellion July 28, 2009
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Cock Lesnar

Cock Lesnar really showed douche-bagginess during his post-fight speech at UFC 100.
by Snarf Snarf Snarf July 12, 2009
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lester

a funny human-being that can stay mad for a period of time. a true jokester.one who makes people laugh.maybe sometimes immature but always can fix that.can get very jealous at certain things but one one can tell.can and will be true to everyone.never considers being a fake.thinks about everyone.can be very quick to anger.will one day explode because of all the stupidness and love that is happening in his life
My government name is Lester.
by Blaq JoKer May 8, 2009
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Lester's Hello

A greeting, usually given to a new female employee at Lester's Clothing Store, in which the male employees bring the new cashier to the basement, surround her in a circle, and ejaculate onto her.
We gave this girl the biggest Lester's Hello I've ever seen. She ran out of the basement screaming and hasn't been back to work since. I can't wait until we get a new cashier.
by Boombabyboom December 29, 2009
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Moe Lester

My teacher told me to have some extra lessons with him next week. I'm already terribly scared of Professor Moe Lester.
by Emu Lgator March 15, 2004
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Phil lester

Someone who should name his child mal.
Mal-lester

Get it yet??

"Hey, that's Phil Lester's son, Mal-lester *entire population begins laughing*"
by Humpayy May 10, 2018
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Bellatrix Lestrange

hot as 😃 f a w k 😃 (don't judge)
"Have you seen Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?"

"Yeah dude, Bellatrix Lestrange is hot as hell!"
by Bisexual Harry Potter Simp October 29, 2020
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