lentity

A nameless/faceless loan-sharking establishment, such as a bank, credit-card giant, etc.

I know how stressful it is to have one or more "lentity" figures badgering you with claims dat you borrowed money or other valuables from them, and so I try really hard to practice frugality and otherwise live within my means.

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

Double-Lending

When you're finished with a flesh light and you lend it out to two of your best friends, without letting the other person know.

"Hey Blake, just use the other end, I was busy with this one. I promise you I ain't double-lending!"

"Hey Sam, I was using THIS end, so just use THAT end, okay? No double-lending, I swear!"

by CanadaNerd December 27, 2018

Cypher Lending

Borrowin’ cash using your Bitcoin stack as backup, bruh. No banks, no ID checks, no trustin’ suits or bald Coinbase MFs. Just you, your crypto, and some secret codes keepin’ it locked tight. Flex your freedom and your bag.

Bruh I tried out Cypher Lending using my BTC on Templar. Got that paper without snitchin’ to the IRS. Satoshi would high-five you fr

by Big Daddy Plug February 21, 2025