thumping the lemur 

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the [monkey, teasing the weasel[, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the [crank.

Guy 1: *knock knock*
Guy 2: Don't come in right now! im busy!
Guy 3: What are you doing, thumping the lemur?

thumping the lemur by G-moneyyyyyyyyyy August 3, 2008

Flying Lemur 

Whilst hanging from a ceiling fan, with erect penis, you fly by the girl and smack her on the cheek first. Then the second time you come around you kick that bitch in the face, knocking her to the floor, then the third time around you let go of the fan and yell out "woooo weeeee!"
While aiming your entire head inside her vagina.

I was over at Daryl's house last night and he was giving this bitch the biggest flying lemur this side of the mississippi!

Flying Lemur by Yung MC April 28, 2008

stealthy lemur 

When a male individual falls asleep and/or passes out, and one proceeds to proform oral sex on that male.

"Aaron totally passed out last night and Hodgkins stealthy lemured that bitch!"

stealthy lemur by Hammer and Sickle May 21, 2006

Vain Lemur 

Codename for a dildo when in polite company

Is that a vain lemur in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Vain Lemur by crudfactory August 15, 2011

screaming lemur

At the end of banging out your partner, you pull out and jerk it into their ear while screaming like an angry monkey.

"Dude my wife pissed me off so much yesterday I gave her the old screaming lemur."

screaming lemur by Poondiggity420 March 11, 2017

Horizontal Lemur 

The act of one pedestrian, or a small group, crossing the street, primarily in a parking lot, in which they enter the road at a seemingly nonexistent angle which can take anywhere from 15 to 30 seconds for them to cross the two-lane road. Witnessing this can take a severe toll on one's psyche, and you should immediately see a psychological therapist before you reach out and bitch slap someone.

Pedestrian: Derpa derp derp... Just gonna enter the road cuz I can
Driver: Ok this is normal, I'll slow down
Pedestrian: Derp derp doodly derp
Driver: Well then, this is taking quite some time
Pedestrian: Derp de der...
Driver: GODDAMMIT! STOP DOING THE HORIZONTAL LEMUR AND MOVE YOUR ASS YOU FAT BASTARD!!!

Horizontal Lemur by Holden McHawk August 23, 2011

Stretch Lemur 

The act of painting a small rodent black and white (like a lemur tail) and inserting ones dong inside it's bum and out it's mouth. Then screwing some hot babe with it on your lap rocket.

Guy 1: "So how did prom go?"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"

Stretch Lemur by Silent Z 91 May 18, 2011