travel bonus

An unexpected erection when travelling on public transport usually caused by vibrations from bumpy roads or turbulence on a plane.

That bus ride was so bumpy I got a travel bonus

by crudfactory January 22, 2010

Vain Lemur

Codename for a dildo when in polite company

Is that a vain lemur in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

by crudfactory August 15, 2011