Vain Lemur

Codename for a dildo when in polite company
Is that a vain lemur in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
by crudfactory August 11, 2011
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travel bonus

An unexpected erection when travelling on public transport usually caused by vibrations from bumpy roads or turbulence on a plane.
That bus ride was so bumpy I got a travel bonus
by crudfactory January 23, 2010
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