crudfactory's definitions

Vain Lemur

Codename for a dildo when in polite company

Is that a vain lemur in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

by crudfactory August 15, 2011

travel bonus

An unexpected erection when travelling on public transport usually caused by vibrations from bumpy roads or turbulence on a plane.

That bus ride was so bumpy I got a travel bonus

by crudfactory January 22, 2010