librarians are hiding something

Stephen Colbert just said it.

Stephen Colbert told me librarians are hiding something.

by Oops Pow April 1, 2007

binghamton librarian

a steriotypical male-around 40 years old, drives a red mini van, plays dungeons and dragons, and loves brew and chew. also is racist

karl- who is burning that cross outside?
gabby- that looks like the binghamton librarian
karl-wow what a boss...tossin hausses and burning crosses

by dwarfslayer69 July 17, 2011

Stanky Librarian

(noun) When someone opens a book, reads it briefly, shits in the book, and puts it back as if nuffin happened. A real dick maneuver.

"Yo that bitch ass nigga just pulled a stanky librarian with that novel."

"Aw shit, baby balls, I feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawnpiece."

by heeeeeeyyy biiitch October 24, 2008

Lubrarian

1. one who is trained in the art of lubrication
2. any person displaying extreme skill in the art of lubrication
3. a clerk of the lube department in a sex shop

That secretary moonlighted as the resident lubrarian on the corner of 5th and Main, well known assistant to the ladies of the night.

by Ho11ywood March 11, 2009

The Librarian

A sexual act in which the "Librarian" puts their hands in a prayer position before inserting them into an orifice and opening their hands out, forming a book shape.

Guy 1: I took this girl home last night, and it all got weird when she asked me to do the Librarian.

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard she's a real bookworm.

by BioStud October 16, 2014

dirty librarian

A fairly attractive woman, hidden behind glasses and a conservative appearance, who unleashed you know is just a dirty, naughty freak!

Rick;
Well, look at that dirty librarian over there!

Dave;

Haaaa! That sounds like a sex move! I call it!

by Seashark April 19, 2019

The Angry Librarian

The art of rolling up a paper back book and inserting it into the anus.

Stephanie, the angry librarian, got mad at a child and shove a paperback book up his anus.

by 527283747 May 5, 2015