laser shades

Some sick sunglasses.

That guy had some laser shades.
I want to do him.

by andy chen 2010 April 26, 2009

George Lucased

The raping, defiling, degrading, insulting and/or corrupting of a Film/T.V series/Game/Franchise beloved by it's audience or fans by the creator, developer or owning company themselves, due to profit or being misguided.

Person 1:"Man, that Wing Commander movie sucked"

Person 2:"Yeah, Chris Roberts really George Lucased that directing job"

Person 1:"Hey, did you see Maxis George Lucased the new Simcity game?"

Person 1:"Man the Simpsons is so bad these days"

Person 2:"That train wreck's been George Lucased for the last 10 years or so"

by Daneoid January 13, 2013

sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work

As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

quad laser

The mooninites ultimate weapon.

Ignignoc: Mooninites unite!
Err: Lock in!
Ignignoc: No one can defeat the quad-laser!
Err: It is over now!
Ignignoc: The bullet is enormous, there is no escaping!
Err: Jumping...is useless!

by Rendar55 August 26, 2003

Laser pussy

a girl who has had a shit load of procedures done to her body and,or face to make her look better for example: laser hair removal,bikini line done by laser, and, or plastic surgery.

that girl is so fine, she damn near perfect, she's what you would call laser pussy.

by christian luyando February 14, 2009

Laser Gun

The sound created while a man's penis is inserted in a woman's anus and the woman farts quickly and repeatedly. This sound is created by the air escaping though the small openings between the penis and anus, creating a high, squeaking noise resembling the sound of a laser gun.

I was plowing Ellen last night, and she shot out a huge laser gun!

by 6HyungPaq9 June 3, 2010

leaserig

A magical place with Unicorns and Rainbows where people go to rent hash. Crypto-Currency hashpower that is! There are poopyheads, Unicorns, Aussies and all other types of fictional characters.

"This was the most fantastic, awesome, great, wonderful experience I have ever had in my life. Renting this rig caused future generations of my children to become leaders in various countries and led to the civilization of 5 planets outside of our own solar system. After the civilization we began to make friendly and useful contact with other species and eventually developed a planetary federation dedicated to peace. All because I rented from Leaserig"

by miaviator June 26, 2014