by Mario L August 18, 2003
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Laredo's a town in South Texas. Contrary to popular belief, it is independent of San Antonio, only 150 miles north on IH-35, which stretches from Laredo to some town in Minnesota.
by Anonymous September 1, 2003
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Mother in law: so were is he from?
Wife: Laredo
Mother in law: you need a divorce
Boss: Where are you from?
Employee: Laredo
Boss: your fired
Guy1: Adonde vas?
Guy2: Laredo
Guy1: pinche naco
Wife: Laredo
Mother in law: you need a divorce
Boss: Where are you from?
Employee: Laredo
Boss: your fired
Guy1: Adonde vas?
Guy2: Laredo
Guy1: pinche naco
by Tony July 17, 2006
Get the Laredo mug."Let's just say she learned the clarinet at school," John replied, as his mates crowed loudly and patted him on the back.
by Ferretsoup November 7, 2012
Get the learned the clarinet at school mug.While receiving felatio, before you orgasm, you grab the head of the person performing said task, turn their head and ejaculate in their ear.
Man 1: I don't think she'll hear you come in with the camera.
Man 2: Really? Why do you think that?
Man 1: Because I usually give her a drippy laredo. I'll make sure to blow it in the ear nearest the door.
Man 2: Really? Why do you think that?
Man 1: Because I usually give her a drippy laredo. I'll make sure to blow it in the ear nearest the door.
by a caterer January 20, 2011
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by Foreegly September 13, 2017
Get the Larnet mug.Laredo is quite boring. There's hardly anything to do besides the mall where the idiot teenagers wander around, being loud, and yelling at each other. Don't get me wrong, not everyone is stupid here, I have some of the smartest friends. And, believe me, they're difficult to find.
As for language, it's Spanglish and a lot of Spanish slang. Hardly anyone here speaks fluent Spanish. Trust me, most people here speak so stupidly it's just ridiculous.
But, hey, at least some people are fluent in English.
As for weather, it's really hot during the summer, temperatures even reach up to 110s. During the winter it's usually 50s and maybe even 30s sometimes. And, the chance of it snowing is rare, every thirty years rare.
It's also growing very fast; I see a new neighborhood being made every now and then.
People here make a birthday party every year for their child, what an excellent way to not spoil them!
And, Laredo is quite peaceful, it's NUEVO Laredo that's fucked up right now.
This place is also ghetto as hell where people listen to stupid music that makes no sense, such as Reggaeton.
As for language, it's Spanglish and a lot of Spanish slang. Hardly anyone here speaks fluent Spanish. Trust me, most people here speak so stupidly it's just ridiculous.
But, hey, at least some people are fluent in English.
As for weather, it's really hot during the summer, temperatures even reach up to 110s. During the winter it's usually 50s and maybe even 30s sometimes. And, the chance of it snowing is rare, every thirty years rare.
It's also growing very fast; I see a new neighborhood being made every now and then.
People here make a birthday party every year for their child, what an excellent way to not spoil them!
And, Laredo is quite peaceful, it's NUEVO Laredo that's fucked up right now.
This place is also ghetto as hell where people listen to stupid music that makes no sense, such as Reggaeton.
Laredo is hot, not so smart, but not so dumb, peaceful, boring, and the Language is very unique. Just make sure you have an a/c.
by Forgeltz December 4, 2010
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