ghetto laptop

A desktop computer and monitor that can be accessible by a couch or chair that sits in front of a TV and can be used just like a laptop computer.

Right now, sitting on the couch, just facebooking on my ghetto laptop and watching sportscenter.

by king cortez the third August 19, 2010

Dueling laptops

When sitting with a friend while both are surfing, playing games, etc on your respective laptops. Could also be with other techie toys, such as tablets or smart phones.

Him: What do you want to do tonite when I come over?

Her: Bring your computer. We can just sit on the couch and have dueling laptops.

by SteelerPP August 29, 2012

Oven Laptop

When you and yo girl fucking in the kitchen while you watching porn, and it heats up the situation

Lamar: Aye what'd y'all do yesteraday?
Jamaal: Me and my girl did a oven laptop yesterday

by Lil Teemo August 24, 2016

Laptop Jaffa

A Laptop Jaffa is a male whose sperm count has been reduced to zero by constant placing of a hot laptop on the genital region.

Pass me the cushion, I don't wanna be no Laptop Jaffa!

by Aidy_is September 30, 2008

Laptoping

Using ur laptop for various things

Man: i stay up from 6:00 till 1:00 *nerdy lagh*
Child: WOW! what doing?
Man: laptoping

by The one who knows everthing August 26, 2009

Laptop Camper

People who campout in the coffee shop all day with thier laptops nursing a coffee while trying to look cool.

I would love to sit down and enjoy my coffee but the tables are all filled up with laptop campers.

by Bany Ninja December 3, 2010

post punk laptop rap

The self-created genre that MC Lars describes his music as.

MC Lars is the originator of "post punk laptop rap"

by Richard Cawdron July 27, 2006