LaPortaism

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace. Based on the teachings of Joseph LaPorta.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

by DontBurnJews February 3, 2022

Tyler Lapierre

The greatest man in all existence. Creates and destroys worlds with the greatest of ease. Has never been with a woman without her screaming in orgasmic pleasure. The most interesting man in the world amity got Shit on Tyler Lapierre.

The man, the myth, the legend...Tyler Lapierre.

by livepuppetshow January 8, 2013

LaPine Oregon

Also referred to as L.A.pine, the town is split by highway 97 and speckled with rundown businesses and trailer homes. Your either rich, poor, or gay. A place to shoot dope and Butt fuck. The nickname LA pine comes from the kids who think there gangster and dress like Fags, watch out though because if you try to fight them they will try to blow you or lube there butt to take one.

Jimmy: hey you wanna go kick it in LaPine Oregon tonight?
Timmy:naw I ain't gay man

by nixonjay April 16, 2015

lapine

The language of the rabbits in the book Watership Down, also an adjective that could be taken to mean rabbit-like.

The dog had a certain lapine quality about him.

by yumi April 13, 2005

LaPolla

The epitome of laziness and a totally anti-social person at certain points in time. Even though this may be the situation, a LaPolla is almost always a reliable good friend...when he's around.

1. "Hey does he want to hang out tonight?"
"No, for some reason he's been a total LaPolla lately"

2. "Dude why won't you answer your phone....you're still not going to answer it are you?....hello....at least respond to a text. COME ON. Of course! I forgot you were in a LaPolla mood today"

by Movies April 10, 2009

lapis lazuli

Lapis lazuli is a semi-precious stone that is known for its intense blue color.
Many uses of it are:

-jewelry
-carvings
-boxes
-mosaics
-ornaments
-vases and much more.
It is best found in Kokcha river valley of Badakhshan in Afghanistan

--All of this info is from wikipedia! I take no credit for this information--

-Did you see the ring my husband got me?
-Oh it's beautiful!
-Yes! It's made of Lapis lazuli

by RHINOXIAN August 30, 2009

LaPierre

LaPierre. noun: a unit of measurement signifying 26 deaths by shooting.

E.g.: "There have been 5.6 LaPierres in the USA from Dec 14-24, 2012." (A true fact.)

by Fudd, Elmer December 24, 2012