lanyard

the coolest sounding word in the english language.

my favourite words are spinchter, vulva and lanyard.

by geraldine merapoopoopoo January 25, 2008

Spaniard Lanyard

When you tie a long length of rope around a mans testicles, loop it up around the neck, tie a slip knot and proceed to tighten the two loops together. (A form of bondage)

"Hey Terry, how'do it go with that half titted 20yr old last night?"

"We tried out the Spaniard Lanyard, she cracked my ribs and stole my deoderant."

"Last time I do that..."

by SpanishBull January 24, 2017

Sunflower lanyard

Somthing that symbols hidden dysabilites but people (mostly karens) use so they dont need to wear a mask

Sunflower lanyards are for hidden disibilities not no mask

by CheeseAjdhduajsbfjsjabs August 18, 2021

elizabeth longardner

Elizabeth is a kind,Talented, sweet, smart, hardworking,beautiful girl that is very athletic. She often gets down on herself and gets emotional. Shes a great friend and any guy will be luck to have her. She is also amazing at sports and can't cook if her life depended on it. Lol

Did you know Elizabeth Longardner got 20 points at the basketball game last night?

I know! She dropped so many threes.....

by KobeBryant240 November 24, 2022

lanyard

adj; something that is completely unbearable. The opposite of standard.

Going to work on Mondays is lanyard.

by standard June 23, 2004

man-lanyard

a safety device in which a carpenter can tie off to another carpenter via the penis

here tie off to my man-lanyard.

working above 6ft in height all carpenters must use a man-lanyard for safety

by ironworker29 July 17, 2009

lanyarding

Getting a blow job with a lanyard to hold the girl's neck in place.

Sally gave me the best lanyarding last night.

by Allah Gomez December 26, 2011