langar

means an alcoholic or someone who acts like an alcoholic. a cork word

your a fucking langar,wat did you do that for.

by susan jones May 13, 2005

8-laner

The brown stains left after flushing a big shit down the toilet.

Dude, I just droppped an 8-laner shit in your mom's toilet. Your Mom's toilet bowl looks like a brown 8 lane super highway .

by Chris Nubby August 6, 2007

lancearmstronger

A person who is always quick to point out the flaws in something another person did, but lacks the balls to do anything himself.

"Dude you shouldn't have even tried to talk to her, it was obvious you were going to get shut down."

"Yeah well you know what you damn lancearmstronger? I'm sleeping with your sister."

by D H December 6, 2007

linear jerk

mutual masterbation, a variation on circle jerk

after all jake gyllenhaal films, a circle jerk must be performed in his honor. unless there's only two people, in which case it must be a linear jerk.

by Hizo October 8, 2006

landards

A person who has low standards.

Dan has landards, he will hook-up with ugly chicks

by Jeromeiskol? December 9, 2009

Lanlard

To bluntly shut down a proposed idea or incorrect query via a pause and simple "No". Often to the specific embarrassment of the subject.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars & fellow members of SORTEDfood.

"Don't you cook to 165° C to make honeycomb?"
"... no."
“Well, that was a Lanlard...thanks mate”

"He just asked if that was the right peeler to zest an orange."
"Oof, he just ABSOLUTELY Lanlarded him!"

by KhaleesiofRivia March 24, 2021

Lanfear

Goddess, Beauty, Desirable. The being of envy

Your as beautiful as Lanfear

by X February 22, 2005