lactation fraud

When a wet-nurse turns out to be a corporate spy trying to spy on your brother

Burt: "Hey, you heard about Mrs. Selvig? She was pretending to be a wet-nurse for Mark's sister."
Dylan: "Yeah, turns out she’s actually Mrs. Cobell, some manager at Lumon!"
Helly: "What the heck? That’s straight-up lactation fraud!"

by LumonBoard January 28, 2025

lactate overdose

it is a overdose of lactate

im having a lactate overdose

by lactate overdose September 24, 2023

male lactation

When a male has milk coming out of his nipples.

Male 1: "hey dude squeeze your nipples for me"
Male 2: "holy crap i'm experiencing male lactation"

by ILoveToSuckOldDicks June 7, 2017

lactating belch master

a person who is very good at rainbow six seige

the lactating belch master peeked and ace'd

by george droyd December 11, 2024