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Kitchen Tiles

Euphemism for kinky sex, involving, but not limited to, urethral probing, anal fisting and partner-swapping.
It is a common practice to request kitchen tile sex to your sexual partner via voice-mail.
by DaBestDictionaire January 17, 2014
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Kretchfoop

One of the greatest characters in NHL Hitz 2002. He plays on the Greys, which is one of the unlockable teams. NHL Hitz 2002 still stands as one of the greatest XBox games ever. Anyone good at NHL Hitz will play with the Greys.
''Kretchfoop with the painful body check!''
by Kovatcmm March 4, 2010
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Clowns Kitchen

Person a; Whatcha going to cook for dinner?
Person b; Nuddin, going to the Clowns Kitchen
Person A; Ah McDonalds Got enough for two?
by Anecdotal November 28, 2012
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kitchen talk

Other people's business talked about behind closed doors that can't be said in public, but can be expressed in one's home kitchen, far from the person(s) being talked about. Usually one's opinion is expressed.
Don't talk about Jerry's affair here at work! That's kitchen talk.
by Ruby Crab June 28, 2016
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Kitchen Envy

When two chat celebs get so triggered that they talk about your kitchen renovation for nine months or more despite hating your guts.
WeeHoops: Kitchen, wee paige, kitchen, queer.
Paige: Oh he don't mean it.
Sane person: They have kitchen envy again.
by Wodderwick January 2, 2023
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Kitchenheimer's

When you're in the kitchen going around in circles because you can't remember what you were doing there.
I was in the kitchen this morning walking around in circles wondering what the hell I was looking for when the microwave beeped reminding me I was heating up my cup of coffee. My Kitchenheimer's is getting worse!
by Greg Houck December 22, 2008
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Marijuana Kitchen Culture

Drugs and debauchery in today´s professional kitchens.
Chefs getting high on marijuana.
Also known as haute stoner cuisine.
Restaurants created specially for the tastes of the slightly stoned chef.
"What an astonishing flavour! I must congratulate the chef; so creative"

Yeah, he must be deep into Marijuana Kitchen Culture.
by rperazag May 20, 2010
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