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KoozTee

A t-shirt with an insulated, koozie-lined breast pocket. Designed to keep your beverage cold while you party hands-free. Perfect for tailgating, BBQ'ing, or doing anything where you find yourself thinking, “Man, I wish my pocket would keep my drink cold."

It's pocket science.
Holding my beer used to limit me to only giving high fives. Now I just slip my beer into my KoozTee - and I can finally get my swill on and give high tens. I'm keeping my friends close, and my beer closer.
by Clinton McGinty August 29, 2014
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Koothog

someone that can very easily take you in and out of a situation. a koothog easily makes schemes that take instant success but very easily and quickly crash down with everything gained being lost. a koothog is a very greedy person yet they have basic morality and will not let anyone suffer the consequences of there schemes or actions. al in all they are an exiting person to be around yet get ready for some chaos
that scruby guy you know from youtube is such a koot hog
that guy over there almost killed me with one of his koothog schemes
are you really a koothog
by BobTheDuck0 December 7, 2020
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Related Words
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Kofta

When a bombaclat rasclat walks up and wants to swing your nans jaw I’ll get my kofta out and beat him with a tactical helikofta
Look at that pussclut batty kofta bitch
by Thekoftaking March 2, 2021
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Spicy Lamb Kofta

Spicy Lamb Kofta is a sexual act where one eats lamb kofta and then digests it. After Digesting The Lamb Kofta you then shit into a vagina and then have sexual intercourse and then your penis will smell like Spicy Lamb Kofta. You then shove a skewer through your urethra and to make it look like an uncooked Lamb Kofta.
Person 1: I gave my misso a spicy Lamb Kofta last night.
Person 2: Fuck cunt that's proper grim.
by Lamb Kofta September 13, 2020
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Koont

Another way of saying cunt as an insult, except much cooler. Sooooo...it's calling someone a vagina, yes.
by Dre May 27, 2003
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Koot

1. A abnormally tall woman who is seldom seen without high heels, and has a proclivity for obnoxiously lengthy Instagram hashtags regarding her children.
2. Something that is amazing that must be proclaimed to the entire world.
1. “Did you see her? She’s such a koot!”
2. “This is the koot!”
by peanutbutterboss55 October 29, 2018
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Kooter-karma

The indefinable mystic system of justice that allows guys to get with girls way out of their league. Usually gained from faithful acts towards ungrateful girlfriends.
I spent three years with that girl and she treated me like crap. I'm due some kooter-karma.
by Tucker Blue July 24, 2009
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