Christian Von Koenigsegg

The smartest motherfucker on the planet, he builds sexy hypercars, and knows his cars inside and out

Christian Von Koenigsegg Can build sexy cars

by DINGDONGARMY September 27, 2021

Kognise

Kognise, based on the word cognize, is a cool programmer who knows almost nothing

Kognise is the coolest programmer ever

by chimten May 25, 2019

national suck off koen day

National suck the off koen day:Anyone named koen is in for a treat on this pleasant day that has took me place on April 20th

Hey koen (masculine voice) it's national suck off koen day, whip out your 12 incher and we will call it a day.

by The guy with the tiny dick April 14, 2019

koenigsegg

1. VERY fast cars
2. Stupidly hard word to spell, well done if you found this

Who ate all the pies:" hey what was that white blur that just overtook me "
The Real Stiggy:" me in my Koenigsegg "
Who Ate All The Pies:" damn you "

by Who Ate All The Pies July 16, 2006

koen

1. One who is godly, one who rules the world.

2. Name of the director of Magic-League.com

1. Dude, that guy is so koen.
2. Koen rocks!

by BTB February 21, 2005

Koen

An individual with the highest level of sexual might. He possess the most colossal, enormous penis in all the lands and its throbbing releases seismic waves with unmatchable power, magnitude of a god-driven earthquake.

"Gosh, Koen! What a massive schmeat! "

by peepeepoopee July 25, 2020

Kagen

Kagen: Kagen is a very caring and nice guy, he is hilarious and sometimes offensive (which can also be hilarious) has a love for cats, Kagen is very protective about cats and will fight you if you make fun of cats. He is normally short and gets in trouble a lot, but he knows everyone.

Guy 1: Ah look it’s Kagen
Guy 2: Oh yes everyone knows Kagen

by want.some.stickers May 26, 2018