kobe 

Last name Bryant. A famous rapist, back stabber and crybaby who just ruined the would-be Lakers dynasty when he cried so much that Shaq and Malone decided to leave the little narcisist to fend for himself, something that he has failed to do. Also made one of the worst albums in history (he couldn't even get any real singer to do the background vocals, so he hired a model), punch-line of numerous jokes about rape and egomaniacs and owner of the NBA's finest collection of pathetic excuses.

Kobe represents everything that's wrong with the NBA.

kobe by B-ball fan. July 14, 2006

kobe 

Kobe Bryant:
1.a)Failed
b)No Playoffs
c)Selfish
d)Overrated
e)Not a Leader
f)A Fluke
g)Too Young
h)Uncoachable
i)Played Out
j)Tired
k)No Focus
l)Burnt
m)Outcast
n)Past His Priime
o)Ball Hog
p)Garbage
q)Cold
r)Mental
s)Stubborn
t)Peaked
u)Prima Donna
v)Big Ego
w)A Baby
x)Not a Team Player
y)It's Over
z)No More Rings

2. A type of steak.

1. Kobe has caused the Big Aristotle and Phil Jackson to both leave.

2. I burned Kobe at the basketball game.

kobe by .PHunKk July 14, 2006

Kobe 

While having sex, the man counts his thrusts out loud until reaching 81 when he promptly pulls out, yells 'KOBE,' and leaves.

Woman 1- 'Last night the guy I was with counted to 81 and then yelled something and left.'

Woman 2- 'Aw damn girl, you got the Kobe.'

Kobe by Simon Martin June 17, 2008

Kobe 

Every female's worst nightmare

Oh my gosh! KOBE BRYANT! NOOOOO!!!

Kobe by Erin July 14, 2006

KOBE 

when someone or something is ridiculously great or fun

dizzam. i shot the j and i yelled "KOBE!!"

KOBE by big_dogg November 29, 2006

Kobe 

The act of crashing into the side of a mountain

P1: How did Jonathon die
P2: He Kobe

P1: F

Kobe by Ismokeonthedevilslettixe January 31, 2020

Kobe 

1. (v.) To rape someone.
2. (adj.) Piece of shit who sniffs butt pirate Rick Fox's gay asshole.

Man, I toally Kobied that bitch.

Kobe by fucklakers July 14, 2006