klingon corkscrew

When you're done cumming in a girls ass you wipe your shit covered dick on their head in a ridge formation like a Klingon. They are a true warrior.

I gave that bitch a Klingon corkscrew.

by klingonkorkklan July 24, 2011

Klingon high

A level of highness that defies measurement.

"Dude, on a 1 to 10 scale, 1 being not high at all and 10 being really really high, I'm at Klingon right now."

"Ay matey, me scallywag heart remembreth fondly the days when this ol' pirate could get Klingon high off just one puff."

by Dr Harry Johnson May 11, 2013

Klingon fuck

The most passionate and aggressive movement in Klingon Sex, which is just a lot of really insane BDSM.

He broke my pelvis during the Klingon fuck. Still, though, it was the best sex ever.

by Bad C dev March 7, 2021

Klingon Salute

Two in the pink, two in the stink

I gave her the Klingon Salute last night.

by niceguyeddie222 September 27, 2014

Klingon Fucker

Someone Who Likes To Fuck Klingons In The Face

Random Person : Oh Em Geeee Did You Hear About Ruby??

Random Person #2 : Yeaaahh!!! Shes Like The Cheapest Klingon Fucker In The Universe

by whatthefuck?? May 30, 2009

Klingon Wedding

A sex act that involves one or both partners requiring medical attention the next day.

They limped out of bed, looking so beaten up that they must have been in a Klingon Wedding

by dlarocco84 June 29, 2010

Klingon Arse-Pinch

The name for a sudden tug of the hair in the perianal region, often caused by the accidental shifting of an undergarment; also, to surprise someone by giving their perianal hair a tug; can refer to the cause behind a person unexpectedly yelping, or leaping to their feet, for no outwardly apparent reason.

Karen and Soneli were quietly watching TV, when Soneli leapt to her feet with a shriek, as if she had received a vigorous Klingon arse-pinch.

by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner, April 22, 2006