kingersplash

the illest motha fucka this side of the mississippi he beats people up just b/c he feels like it, he slaps people with meat, but i have to agree he isn't to good with the ladies.... and oh yeah he is really good at writing hit records for example the pregnant girl song, Lil Jimmy crapped his pants, A.I.D.S.

yo did u see kingersplash the otehr day run over that alligator in his jeep

by kinger splash February 22, 2005

klingler

Large penis
Large bank account
Fuck them for good luck

That Klingler is a one of a kind

by World renown wrighter January 2, 2017

kingered

Getting fingered with a key

“Hey sarah, I heard you got kingered last night”
“Haha yeah,who told you omg”

by Lah-mao October 16, 2017

klinkers

see tag nuts

by kryton August 18, 2003

klinker

a verity of stink bugs that are particularly smelly, made well known by the almost plaid pattern on their backs

I stepped on a klinker yesterday, it smelled like shit

by jjkfjklfsajkjkjklfjkljklals December 3, 2006

klinker

To ejaculate with enough force into an orifice that the orifice can not contain the ejaculate.

My boyfriend came so hard that he klinkered all over the floor.

by nomad88 June 4, 2015

Klinker

a desperate virgin.

That guy's a real klinker. He begged his friend to help him get laid.

by Yikes. February 6, 2017