klad

The King Lad. Royalty amonst lads, klad reigns supreme in laddish activities, namely drinking and banging ladies.

Shlad: I wish I was more of a lad...
Will SB: All hail klad, your lord regent
Shlad: I aspire to be you!

by Sausysaus April 2, 2011

klajdi

The sexiest Albanians to ever exist

Uaaaa look at Klajdi. Craggin lad

by barrymcockiner July 8, 2021

kludge

A quick, messy but functional fix or workaround to a problem.

The server chassis was snapped in two, but I've kludged it together with electrical tape.

by Alli February 4, 2003

Klandma

Racist grandma or grandma that is member of the Ku Klux Klan. The word was created by the person who created the subreddit r/forwardsfromklandma, which posts racist memes. Formed with the words "Klan" and "Grandma".
Basically, r/forwardsfromklandma is r/forwardsfromgrandma but racist.
The word is normally used in titles of posts in the already mentioned subreddit r/forwardsfromklandma.

u/reddituser: "Klandma posting anti-muslim memes again"

by Emilinko November 26, 2019

Klaudas Day

Klaudas Day is a day celebrated on the 18th of October every year which commemorates and celebrates anyone named Klaudas. This can include buying Lithuanian goods and gifting them to people named Klaudas, as well as tending to call many things seen on the day as Soviet. Cards with pictures of Lithuania, (including the Curonian Spit) are also handed to anyone named Klaudas with a positive message written neatly inside. Klaudas Day also has a remembrance day on the 6th of November each year, where friends gather together and reminisce the beautiful and happy times shared on the Klaudas Day of the previous month (as this is the OG Klaudas’ birthday). This event was started when Joe and John graffitied the whiteboard and door in W10.

(Joe is an individual that orders plain at Nandos and cannot finish the meal due to it being too spicy)

Yoooo! It’s the 18th of October! You know what that means! It’s finally Klaudas Day!

Joe - Whats your favourite time of year? I like Easter a lot tbh but my favourite time of year has to be Christmas.
Vladimir - Are you serious!? My favourite time of year is Klaudas Day! I wait all year just to celebrate it!

- Things that are appropriate to say on Klaudas Day -

“Bro did you see that old school build?? There was some Soviet window tiles round the back where we did our Shelving Practical.”
“Literally look at these yellow bathroom tiles these must date back to 1917”

by KlaudasDayLover69 March 6, 2021

Klaus Baudelaire

A recently thirteen year old that loves to read and is a very intelligent person. His two sisters are Violet Baudelaire and Sunny Baudelaire. Hes reading skills have saved the three siblings from Count Olaf's clutches.

Klaus Baudelaire is reading.

by camcam.105 January 12, 2017

klausmikaelsonsexual

Someone who finds Klaus Mikaelson very attractive. He would have ripped their heart out and the would say thank you

Andrea: I'm klausmikaelsonsexual
Stefan: omg me too girl!
Andrea: I even bought a blanket with him on it so I can sleep with him

by Mrs.Malfoy January 13, 2021