Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.
Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014
Get the one legged man in an ass kicking contest mug.a slang term referring to quitting the drug heroin cold turkey ,because of the muscle spasms that partake during heroin drawl.
man Jo's kicking heroin right now, because he is tiered of being an adict. thats why he looks like shit right now.
by fiend_pdx_123 March 15, 2011
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by daddy354465 March 9, 2009
Get the venezuelan ass kicking mug.Maurice was undertaking the challenge of counting all the hairs on his body. I told him he might as well be kicking dead whales down the beach.
by Edward Marshall Shenk July 14, 2008
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Get the kicking da chumpy mug.Today at the office I kicked my co-worker's ass for not doing his job right. My boss saw me, but I kicked his ass before he could speak. He was about to fire me, so I kicked his ass some more, and got a promotion instead.
by RayX September 15, 2005
Get the kicking ass mug.To waste time. It orginates from a drug expierence while walking around the streets of Buffalo, NY. A mother and son were walking and the child began to kick vegetables in someone's front garden. The mother then told her child, "you can't go around kicking cabbage, you're wasting time."
by rythelastman February 16, 2012
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