Log Kisser

One who blows on fire or "firewood" in order to make it bigger

Gosh Corbin, quit kissing the log you log kisser!

by nerdybuns June 3, 2009

POW! Right in the Kisser!

actually, it's a quote originally from the honeymooners, aka alice and ralph, which the show Family Guy seems to make fun of quite a bit.

One a these days Alice, one of these days... POW! Right in the Kisser!

by bandaid man December 28, 2005

butt-kisser

Someone who is always sucking up to some other person in a sickening manner.

Soccer moms are some of the world's best butt-kissers.

by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003

Kiestering

In prison, kiestering smuggling in the ass usually accounts for a small portion of the contraband. Most inmates only kiester something if they are coming through Visiting or from outside the prison. Once they are inside they don't have to worry as much about being strip searched since they are often just given a pat-down so the need to kiester is less important.

Kiestering isn't fun, Once i hard a hunting knife up their.

by J-DOGG JR September 20, 2008

Kirby Kiser

A Kirby Kiser is when you take an old Kirby vacuum cleaner and use the hose to suck off an old man. Then you spread the old mans jizz on a kiser roll and eat it.

2) 2 two fags. Fag 1 is the Kirby and fag 2 is the Kiser. The fag #1 (Kirby) does the sucking of the Fag #2 (Kisers) cock. After the Kiser dumps his load in the Kirbys mouth, the Kirby open the other fags ass checks (known as the kiser rolls) and spits the jizz into the kisers ass hole.

1) I was horny and hungry but I could not take my lunch for another few hours. I opened a door in the nursing home I work at and took my old Kirby vacuum and sucked out the jizz from an old man. I then put the jizz in a kiser roll and ate it.

2) That guy is a real ass hole, so I Kirby Kiser'ed him. That will teach that ass hole to fuck with me.

3) Hey, look at those kirby Kisers. They are so gay!

by Balls on Balls July 14, 2011

Kiefer Sutherland

Full name: Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland

Born: December 21, 1966 London, England

Occupation: Television and film actor

Current role: Portrays Agent Jack Bauer on the Fox TV show 24

Latest Movie: The Sentinel

Favorite word: Gravitas

Kiefer Sutherland and 24 are awesome!

by Agent Homicide August 7, 2006

Kinser 24

He is a fucking beast at football you cross his line he will truck your ass and if you wrestle him he will throw your ass

Me don’t hurt me
Kinser 24 trunk me

by Sundidbdmdo October 18, 2019