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kiddie kicker

Someone you meet online in a game (Quake 3, for example) with a name spelt with capitals at random intervals, numbers, multiple colours if possible and an inprobably tough-sounding name. However, what truely makes a kiddie kicker is his real persona - an eleven year old boy from Minneapolis who's trying to avoid doing his homework and focuses his attention on whopping your ass.
"FeaR mE, fOr i aM bOw31 bu5T3r!"

"MARTIN! Have you finished your maths homework yet?"

"Not yet, mom."
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
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Kiddie Dope

Prescription drugs.

Named so because of their use by kids when found in their parent's medicine cabinet.
Kiddie Dope consists mostly of the following prescription drugs however the term "kiddie dope" is an umbrella term for perscription drugs. These are just the most abused.

Opiates (Vicodin, Norco, Percocet), Benzodiazepines (Xanax, Valium, Clonazepam, Lorazepam), Stimulants (Adderall, Ritalin, Nicotine)
by CompliantMalice May 14, 2011
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Kiddie Fiddler

He who enjoys practicing his fiddling technique upon unsuspecting members of the younger generation (with no pubic growth).
Oi get out of my child's trousers, you dirty Kiddie Fiddler
by Gary Glitter May 29, 2003
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kiddy diddler

Someone who molests kids.
That old guy from Rumford Street is a kiddy diddler. Becky's mom called cops on him.
by Edgardo February 5, 2007
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kiddy love

A very wrong sexual preference choice by either male or female that results in prison and causes long term damage to once innocence children
His just got 10 years for his choice of involment in kiddy love, he should have got life
by mitch00uk March 29, 2015
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who-am-i-kidding condom

The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.
Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking
by NotYetFamous February 25, 2008
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KiddBeatz

Did you hear KiddBeatz before?
Yeah, she's sick!
by bigbangftw February 16, 2009
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