Ketaminophan

A Drug used to subdue terrorists, and pets. Also, a high potency drug. Also called "K" or "Ket"

My cat is takin Ket, why can't I?

by Draca Humper December 5, 2003

Ketamine

A, frankly, boring drug that you have to snort in enormous amounts to get into a k hole, but more often than not you'll sneeze after a couple of nostrils full and revert back to normal, feeling ripped off.

Besides, who the hell first thought that it would be a good idea to snort animal tranquilisers in the first place?!? There's a place for special k, and it's Battersea Dogs' Home.

I think we need to take Lassie to the vet.
I think we need to get monged at the vet.
I think we should let Lassie get monged at the vet.

by OD Smith March 10, 2005

kxtamine

a sensitive person with small genitals that can't handle the grolling

"I was grolling this dude yesterday and he started crying"
"omg what a kxtamine"

by kxtamine pack????? August 16, 2021

Ketamine Kathy

The name for someone who knows portion control, but loves to take too much Ket and force themselves into a K-hole. A Ketamine Kathy loves to ride the K-hole and enjoys pulling others into the K-hole with them. A Ketamine Kathy is an evil bitch, and will do anything to keep the sesh going. A Ketamine Kathy is not the same as a Ketamine Kelly.

Greg: Chad, how did I end up in this K-hole? I didnt even have that much.
Chad: Blame Johan, he's such a Ketamine Kathy tonight.
Johan: WOOOO BITCHES. TOUCH MY FEET POTATO.

by Chadlington May 27, 2019

Ketamine

Ketamine is a gateway drug
And if overused you will end up like Harry bywater
Off your box all the time
Unable to speak
Chat more roast than radford bank
And your penis will grow to the same size as a can of Stella

“ yo sayinnnn boss you got any ket HB”

“Nah shag sniffed it all shag”

Ketamine is a nasty drug and shouldn’t be used in a human body

by Big r1 dawg December 19, 2019

Ketamine Fairy

An underage girl that is intoxicated on drugs because of her inability to buy alcohol.

"That girl over there is 14 and gurning, what a ketamine fairy"

by Michael Douglas October 24, 2017

Ketamine Kelly

The name for someone who loves to sesh, but struggles with portion control, and knowing when too much is too much. A Ketamine Kelly does not enjoy the K-hole, but more often then not finds themselves buried deep in one. Portion control is not limited to ketamine, and can include MD, Coke or men. Not the same as a Ketamine Kathy

Johan: Greg, I cant deal with Ketamine Kelly here, you need to take him home!
Greg: I know! Where is the rest of it?
Chad: Help. I can't feel my nose. Blep.

by Chadlington May 27, 2019