little weighted metal balls that go up a vagina to locate a pelvic floor and strengthen muscles. used early in 500 AD, for sexual stimulation.
aria: ew i just found lindsay's kegel balls in the cupboard we share!!!
luke: oh my god! how big were they?!?! ;) ;)
luke: oh my god! how big were they?!?! ;) ;)
by obssessivefangirl March 13, 2016
Balls that are used for self pleasure. Usually two balls that are attached to eachother. You may stick them in the many orifices that you have on your body. For example, your anus, or crotch if female.
by mireyaaaaaaa March 15, 2016
Da assorted seductive hips-swaying and crotch-undulating maneuvers dat a hot chick performed in front of a lustful stud who consequently engaged in one or more of da bare-genitaled bouncy-bouncy sessions wif said luscious looker which resulted in her now-upcoming "first celebration of Mother's Day", and which also presently necessitates her partaking of assorted abdominal-flexing exercises for better prenatal health.
In da infamous "four spaghettis" joke (i.e., "two with sausage and meatballs, and two without"), said "liberally-fertile-and-fertilized" chick must have had to do a whole PASSEL of pre-Kegels during da following months!
by QuacksO November 05, 2024
When you are very drunk; when you are so drunk you keep doing stupid things like stealing cones or jumping into bushes
by Lenniebeha November 26, 2016
by The Z Meister June 07, 2022
The involuntary act of constricting one's sphincter when met with alarming news and or a fearful situation.
by Fathawgimus March 13, 2021