The Wine Mom's Kegel

The act of sticking a wine bottle up your ass and doing a handstand to get drunk.

Me and the boys are thinking of doing the wine mom's kegel tonight.

by Gavin Astrokes May 22, 2025

kegel balls

Balls that are used for self pleasure. Usually two balls that are attached to eachother. You may stick them in the many orifices that you have on your body. For example, your anus, or crotch if female.

I found my roommates kegel balls hidden in the shelf below are sink.

by mireyaaaaaaa July 25, 2016

Flexing Kegels

Flexing kegels is flexing nuts but for the ladies.

“Sarah be flexing kegels now that she’s team lead.”

by The Z Meister June 7, 2022

Donkey kegel

When your girl sneezes when you're inside her and she grips your penis like a gorilla grip on

kenjackson8958, donkey kegel

by Kenjackson September 14, 2022

kegel balls

little weighted metal balls that go up a vagina to locate a pelvic floor and strengthen muscles. used early in 500 AD, for sexual stimulation.

aria: ew i just found lindsay's kegel balls in the cupboard we share!!!
luke: oh my god! how big were they?!?! ;) ;)

by obssessivefangirl July 28, 2016

Fear Kegel

The involuntary act of constricting one's sphincter when met with alarming news and or a fearful situation.

When I read the story about the fish that swims into your peehole, I did a fear kegel.

by Fathawgimus March 13, 2021

Kegel

When you are very drunk; when you are so drunk you keep doing stupid things like stealing cones or jumping into bushes

Dude, I was so kegel I stole a cone and jumped into a bush.

by Lenniebeha November 26, 2016