Quarterback Keeper

When a girlfriend or wife gets pregnant and decides (without any input from the male) that she is keeping the baby. A common theme is that the female tells the man that she is taking contraceptives when she knows she is not.
Usually done as a way of keeping a relationship going when there have been signs that the partnership may be coming to an end.

Man, I was going to dump her but then she pulled a Quarterback Keeper! Guess I'll have to stick around now.

by Lazylounger March 7, 2009

The Keeper

an alternative menstrual product - a small natural gum rubber cup worn internally to catch the menses. since it's only a receptacle, there's no chance of toxic shock; it can hold 1 fluid ounce (most women only bleed 2-4 oz total over the course of their period); it can be worn up to 12 hours; it lasts 10 years. it rules.

fuck tampons - i use the keeper, bitches.

by the fishy April 30, 2005

penny keeper

Someone with an excessive amount of pennies that need treating as soon as possible

"Ah Ma Gawsh, that leemo is a massive penny keeper!"

by winston churchill123 February 23, 2009

lighthouse keeper

Keeper of the lighthouse

The lighthouse keeper has a lonely job tending to the beacon.

by Peter435 October 3, 2017

Eagle Keeper

A nickname for the maintenance crew chief of a McDonnell Douglas F-15 Eagle.

"Talk to the Eagle Keeper, maybe he can figure out what's wrong with your jet."

by ThexLoneWolf April 9, 2022

asian keeper

A person who takes all the Asian new kids under his/her and has a whole heap of them.

Look at Jenny she's such an Asian keeper she already has twelve of them.

by LorRawr April 21, 2009

creeper keeper

a creepy person who keeps creepy things

Ew, look that creeper keepers collecting dead frogs again.

by hioalsdfkasns March 30, 2011